EternalCosmicBeardCorp
Load into Eve: stare at the screen for ten minutes while enjoying the view of your ship, go on google and look up fits, look up what it takes to train those fits, spend four days training into them; then realise that even though you have a fit that people say is good, you have no idea how to use it and are scared to undock your very expensive ship, because the last time you did, it exploded and you're not really sure why. Oh and you're bad at making Isk.