Are you tired of being a High-sec, Care-bearing waste of space? Are you bored of sitting in a station somewhere, constantly spinning your ship for content?

Well, then pick your clone @$$ off the station floor and move to NULLSEC!

GRABBY INC is currently recruiting both newer and seasoned pilots alike to bolster our ranks. Join our band of brothers, and help take the fight to anything not blue.

Content? You'll get so much content. You'll get so much content that you'll actually start turning your phone off when you go to sleep at night to avoid all the pings!

Are you an indy nerd? No problem rockin' mining brother. Our indy division does it all from T1 production all the way to T3. Plus, we've got the boosts and a 3% tax rate.

"But I still wanna shoot muh rats" What a coincidence, we have those too. Smack dab in the middle of -0.7 drone space, you can shoot rats and get all the escalations you want. If that's not good enough, we open some wormholes and you can shoot those baddies too! We will even help JF your crap out here so you can make things blow up in style.

Enough about us, Let's talk about you. We don't have high standards, but we do like to keep it classy.

Requirements include:

• Minimum 10M Skill Points

• Full ESI check via Eve-HR

• Use Discord + TeamSpeak

• Fluent English

• 18+ (We are crude, crass, and we don't plan to change)

• US, UK, AUS Timezones

• No affiliations with Goonswarm

In case you forgot all that stuff at the beginning, I'll give you a refresher: Rocks = blow up, Reds = blow up, Neuts = blow up, your phone = blow up. Blue is Gud, Goons Bad.

What are you still doing here? Stop being an oxygen thief and contact our recruiter on discord today! https://discord.gg/kPZ8yCzBnX