Welcome to The Blorpers recruitment ad! Huzzah!

We're here for the goat. For goats are rad. And liking goats is rad.

Also, crows are rad.

This corporation was started by Bloop Prime (davidbloop on Twitch) after a long hiatus from Eve Online. Upon his return, he found his old Corp was disbanded. A new Corp was needed not just for him, but for all pilots that need a home!

If you found the Corp through our Twitch streams, welcome! And if you found it organically through the game, also welcome!

We are here to support new, returning, and experienced players to achieve their goals in their galaxy hopping careers, whether that be combat, mining, trade, exploration, the fine art of cornering the market - whatever you like, our goal as a Corp is to support our members through logistical means in ops while also using our congregated cooperation and power to carve out our own portion of the galaxy!

New members will receive access to our beginner logistical support hangar, including basic ammo resupplies, modules, weapons, mining lasers and more, to help them get established. As members rank up, more corporate items will become available or allocated for certain pilots/ops specifically.

What can you expect from us?

• Generous Corporate buyback program, both on-belt and at home office!
• Mining fleets with real live Orca buffs and Hot Compression Action™!
• Regular ratting missions!
• Getting lost in wormholes when we forget to bookmark exits and trying not to die!
• Ship replacement program with better rates than the station insurance!
• The kind of weird madness only a night shift working Canadian and a mad-lad Australian can bring you!
• Taxes so low you'll swear we're Libertarians!
• Corp fleet ships for proven pilots, complete with fits!
• The space equivalent of something between the song Convoy and the movie Wolf of Wall Street!
• A Discord server so you can enjoy our particular brand of nonsense when you're not even in game!
• Goats!
• Possible crows!
• Dumplings!
• And more!

Still interested? Apply here or in game today!

Current recruiting status: CLOSED.